I want to walk on stilts...naked
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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