Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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