But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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