You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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