If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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