Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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