Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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