A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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