Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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