hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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