puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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