if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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