It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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