Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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