at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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