I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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