Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
She's the barista slut.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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