found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Rumble strips road head = magical
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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