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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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