He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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