Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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