Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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