So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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