he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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