Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
be right there i have to get my cape
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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