You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
too bad you live with your parents still
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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