And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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