Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
