im having a threesome with these popsicles
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
