My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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