So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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