yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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