He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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