I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
It's shark week go big or go home
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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