just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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