FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Vodka?
Forever.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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