If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Alive.
So much puke
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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