Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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