another moral hangover. fuck.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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