We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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