we're blogging at a bar
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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