I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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