doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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