shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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