I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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