Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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