I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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