just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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