i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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