Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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