I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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