actually, I'm a sock model
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i love accidental penises.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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